Kulahan's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[cupcake?]

haah

H, pretty good. I'm not sure what exactly I liked about it, I just did. Oh, and by the way, the bear is pink; the monster is green.

TheBoogley responds:

congratulations you are not colour blind

[B-b-b-bioshock!!]

Bad.

It's surprising this hasn't been blammed already. It's obvious you just threw this up on the site because you had nothing better to do, and it's kind of degrading to the people who actually try to make quality flash movies. Then you come up with witty responses to the people who criticize you by saying things like "I'LL GIVE YOU A MEDAL IF YOU CAN MAKE ME CARE". If you're going to submit something, please put some real time into it, and at least try to take it a little more seriously.

Mechabloby responds:

I'd take this more seriously if it was an actual worthy idea, but it's about a video game, so it wasn't. Take into consideration that I made this in ten minutes and that I do actually submit quality flashes after weeks - in some cases, months work. If you don't believe me, please view my other flash submissions with a score over '3.50' - it's only been recently (2008) that I've been showing my true colours in flash.

I respond with such "wit" to reviews criticising this movie because I can't believe they're taking a ten minute made short so seriously. The great thing a lot of them don't realise as well is that I've actually got talent in animation and that I have actually made this to annoy the public - even though i guess I have failed with the people who genuinely find this funny, but still.

Just thought I'd shed some light for you, man.

[The Pirate Collab]

Good!

I liked the game, but it took me a while to realize that the pre-loader game wasn't all there was to this flash. If I was you, I'd make the play button much larger when the video finishes loading, or something, because I think many people completely missed the videos themselves, thinking this was only a game. My favorite flash was either the stick figures fighting or the skateboarding pirate :D

Bertn responds:

Thanks for the review (:

[Flash Dancer]

Very cute :D

I really liked the animation - very smooth, and the music was good, but i LOVED the way it ended! Very clever way to stop the music. Good job.

DonkeysBazooka responds:

thanks. i think the ending looks the best... and oddly enough i did that part the fastest. from the point where it goes from color back to black and white, i finished the rest of it in about and hour

[Flower-Mark Sensation]

Meh.

Not exactly my type of movie, but to be totally honest, I usually hate these because of the fact that they're in japanese, or whatever language it is. I really don't like when I can't understand a single word, especially when the video itself gives very little explanation. In any case, The animation was pretty well drawn, which is what gave you most of your points.

YunaSakura responds:

Thanks, but it was random. It was never meant to make a plot or a story. Hehe, probably ill try working on that too, including the sound. but i just cant resist because to appeals catchy to me.

[gaymovie2.swf]

um...

Um... I guess some of it was kinda funny... but.. yeah, no. That pretty much sucked overall.

Horsenwelles responds:

dont just tell me it sucked, TELL ME WHAT TO IMPROVE ON! dont spam reviews!!!